Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I may not win any awards.

I May Not Win Any Awards For What I Am About to
Divulge Here and I May Even Lose a Few (so called)
Friends, But I’ll Sure Sleep Better and Maybe Even
Save a Few 100,000 People From Absolute Internet Doom
From Deborah Akbar
Off exit 271 / South Euclid, OH. / 31 Miles from Cleveland /

Lets start right off the bat by keeping it real. There are two things that I am going to leave

out in this invite letter that very possibly could shoot me in the leg. Then again, you have

to ask yourself if I care (which I don’t) because anyone who knows me knows that I

could give a flying rip about what other people think about me.

If I did I would have never given up my monthly slave wages check for my freedom

to earn what I am worth, in the first place.

First off, there aren’t any testimonials here. That’s because I refuse to play you like a

flute and grab a bunch of my addicted Zealots and ask them to sing to the holy rafters

about what a God send my ninety-seven dollar “SUPERMIND” package is.

It All Begins To Look Like a Used-Car Lot After a While, “Fun!”

All that back scratching makes me vomit and it never adds up to a hill of beans anyway.

Second of all, how many times have you ordered a riff-raff program on-line from some

puffed up blow hard parading as the second coming only to open the doggone package to

learn that it was all the SAME bunch of hot-air, poppy-cock and re-hashed crap you

bought from Guru # 12 down the road just a few months ago, anyway!

It’s The Blind Following The Criminals Who Were Released Last Month

Not only that---but why can’t people make a simply little $97 “no risk” purchase

anymore without the blatant psychology of testimonials being used on them to trigger

their buying decision?

The other thing you won’t find in this love note is a screen shot of how much

money I made last night showing you just how well I am doing.

Since When Did This Industry Become a Whore House?

Like who cares how much dinero I make and even if I did earn $5,680 last month how

does that help you? Fact. It doesn’t.

Look, when you went for a job interview (Gosh it must be awful living under someone

else’s reality) did the boss interviewing you try to “close” you by showing you his

checks from last month and just how silly is that! And furthermore, when is the last time

you got someone to get you second mortgage for your home and asked, “How much

money did you earn last year?” See what I mean?

Here is What Kindergarten Psychology Looks Like

The last thing you need (only because you have fallen for it over and over before!) is

another sales letter about “Oh poor me I used to be a poor little looky-loos nimrod and

now look Ma! Your boy is an internet Millionaire---go look at my (yawn) fancy tricked
out car!”
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Why is it in our industry that in order to stake a claim or offer people something that they

desperately need and would “kill for” you need to walk around with your W2 and shout

from the rafters, “My house is bigger than yours!”

Why? And….

When will this industry ever grow up?

If You Knew The Truth About How The Rich Get Richer in This

Work-From-Home Game of Russian Roulette You’d Either Quit,

Shoot Yourself or Decide to Entirely Re-Think Your Biz Model

But forgive me.

Oh my.

Did I just say “business model?”

How absolutely and utterly dumb of me.

That’s because virtually no one who has a work-from-home business uses a BUSINESS

model. All they do is run around with some retarded and pathetic application begging,

“Oh please join me Mr. Man, oh please, join my MLM---mine is better than yours!”

Want to stop your suffering in your business go here www.fynalefree.com

And get SUPERMIND the subconscious manual training and CD’s, and thrive

Instead of just survive.

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